"The anticipated cock-up seemed to be splendidly on track…”
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A collection of recent blogs,
older musings and
my 'Bleeding Cool' column.
War Dog would’ve been a much better film.
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Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed…
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"There's something about this city. I'm a different person here.”
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"He likes tight uniforms, he obviously fancies the boyish-looking di Caprio, and now he’s working with children. I hope someone’s keeping an eye on this guy."
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"Another day in the life of an Extra, another day of casual sexual harassment."
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"There must be some book somewhere, some sort of guide one follows when creating other-worldly stories, that states that people from other planets wear ludicrous clothes."
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"That’s when we got to charge at children, wands out, and the fun started in earnest."
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"The battle was not in fact one of good versus evil, of wand versus skilled wand, but more a battle of keeping a straight face while the Big Names around us over-acted for their lives."
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"After all, it’s not every day you get to see Jack Black’s mighty moobs bouncing around."
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"On Robin Hood especially, I don’t think I’ve ever felt more scum-like or more cattle-like."
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"Whilst stumbling up a hay-strewn mound towards a polystyrene castle, I found an arrow flying just past my left ear."
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